Monday, January 17, 2011

Day 4: Harper Starts a Riot.

   Tonight's Club Event started off innocently enough.  I had showed up en advance dancing around catching up on some IMs... a pile of VIPs along with the Hostess Harper and my DJ Diesel show up shortly after.  Diesel started playing his usual kick ass tunes everyone was enjoying it, dancing or atleast moving in dancing-like motions.

   Half hour into the event it all went to fiddle-faddle-foo!  Harper prodded the patrons to join the contest board, they were all obliging ofcourse I mean who doesnt like money??  So everyone crowded around for being the first to click on the pretty "Enter" button... only to face plant into a blank contest board causing a dozen person pile up on stage.  One of the injured poked their head out from the body pile to declare "I cant enter the contest!!!"  Lo and Behold the contest board wasnt set up.  Once the battered VIPs were able to pick themselves off the stage they all started to mutter amongst one another.  A voice sounding remarkably like mine piped up "off with her head!!!" It wasn't me though because I'm way too nice to suggest lopping off the head of my own hostess *snort*. 

  Upon seeing a really big Shit Storm brewing, Diesel gallantly removed his shirt and distracted the masses giving Harper time to quickly set up the contest board in turn saving his Damsel in Distress.  30 seconds later all was well, people could enter the contest and were all quite forgiving on the condition Diesel kept the shirt off.  Not wanting to lose any tips or having his Wife horribly disfigured he kept the shirt off.

  Alright moving on...  Other then the first riot of the year or in the Club's recorded history, A lovely lassy, by the name of Crystal Serarri, came in wearing a awesome leather strappy ensemble with her date for the night in tow.  Her date caused quite a stir with the fellow VIPs, everyone asked where she bought her... ok that just sounds weird.  Her "date" was a cute birdy - a hawk to be exact named Athena.  At the risk of mentioning Harper's name again I have to *cackle*.... HARPER commented on how neat it was that the hawk was flapping her wings off and on while perched on her shoulders.  Crystal further demonstrated the birdy's coolness by letting it fly around the club, swooping down and between the dancers.  It was pretty neat! Other than a couple shrieks from the bird swooping too close, it didn't poop on anyone! Now thats a great pet - the non pooping kind!

  And this concludes Day 4's posting of the blog.  The event is still in full swing as I write this - and its kicking much ass!  As much as I rib my staff I love them to bits ;) I couldn't ask for a better crew! So look out for a recap on tomorrow night's event which is Best in Camo hosted by Miss Tammaryon Galicia and music provided by DJ greanfrogE Oh!

-MaD

1 comment:

  1. I think that Diesel's taking his shirt off to save his wife's fine ass just shows what a true gentleman he is! If only more husband's would take off their shirts for their wives...er...

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